Snow Cherries from France

A zebra breaks out of the zoo and she finds her way to a farm. She goes up to a big fat weird brown thing and says: “Hi, I’m a zebra. What are you?”
“I’m a cow.”
“And what do you do?”
“I give the farmer milk.”
Then she goes up to a funny looking little white thing and says: ”Hi, I’m a zebra. What are you?”
“I’m a chicken.”
“And what do you do?”
“I lay eggs for the farmer.”
Then the zebra goes up to a very handsome beast that looks almost exactly like her but without the stripes. She runs over to it and says: “Hi, I’m a zebra. What are you?”
“I’m a stallion” says the stallion. “Wow!” says the zebra, “and what do you do?”
“Take off those pajamas, darling, and I’ll show you.”

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